R: Technology and I do not get along, mostly because I am deeply suspicious of anything that can do complicated math and steals information from me. It's only a matter of time before it takes over our brains, and we all become fat useless pods (see: The Matrix and Wall-E). Nevertheless, I am slowly sinking complacently into technology's sweet, sweet embrace, and I'm certain that once I figure out how to use one of those newfangled cellular thingies it will be lights out upstairs.
In the meantime, however, I keep a running tally of Risa vs Technology (minus the wins earned by T). In 2010, the current score is Risa 1, Technology 0. That's right, who found the MoMa faster? Not the iPhone - sucker!
C: I hate toursits. Nevermind that in New York I am a tourist, the fact of the matter is they suck and I don't. R, M and I walked down to SoHo to find these shoes that I quickly lost interest in as soon as I found them in my size - attention span of a fly - and so we wandered down Broadway, battling the crush of badly-dressed gawkers along the way. They were everywhere! Stupid tourists.
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